I know it’s fall and Halloween and all of these wonderful, poetic, “world with Octobers” quotes should be wholesomely filling my mind, but I look at this baby pumpkin and all I can hear is:
Pierce: I get it, you’re jealous of me.
Vaughn: What? Why?
Pierce: I don’t know, maybe because when I put of these skinny jeans my ass looks like a baby pumpkin.